The second I was finished the show Friday night I ran outside to the parking lot where Ryan and Maclean were waiting. A quick gear change into Lois and we all piled in and spun off. South bound and all smiles, ready to have some time off.
Now I considered telling you all about the trip, but I have done this trip a hundred times and I always say the same old things.So this trip I thought it might be interesting for you to hear about it from Maclean, Ryan and I... it was "our" trip after all.
J-Were you excited to get going Maclean? Ry, were you excited? I could hardly keep my butt in my chair the last hour of work!
R-I don't get excited.
J-What? About nothing, ever?
R-Yeah, and I'm sticking to that.
M-Ooh hey guys, I'm here too. I damn near ran from the house screaming as soon as I woke up and let your kids fend for themselves.
J-Ooh, you are clearly understanding how mothers feel! Recommitting to that Birth control, eh love?
|J-Man you're cute!|
R-Okay, fine...I don't know how to follow that, now I'm all bashful.
I'm just shoulder checking...geesh!
M-I just want to hear Eminem....
|M-Nora should be here, she loves winter!|
J-WTH?? No Kids!! Maclean, are you on bathsalts??
R-Ooh Bathsalts are popular these days. And BTW this is a no kid trip, you don't even talk about kids!
M- What kids?
|M-I am super uncomfortable here!|
J-I'm gonna throw up , I HATE HEIGHTS!!!
R-I am the whitest MOFO alive! I need a tan! I have never seen an albino with black eyebrows before.
|J-We made it to the top alive!!!!|
R-That's how high were are...
R-Robert Downy JR high.
J-That's a good amount of high.
|Here is where we Ooh and Aww about the scenery and where Maclean takes a picture of old people from Texas and makes a rather witty remark about falling to their death, crazy enough they did not laugh. Not too sure why...|
|M-No seriously guys, you have got to try this snow!!|
|J-You two look like knobs!|
R-When we got down we were able to survey the victor of the naked lumberjack fight.
And it was the guy with the red beard, he won.
M-I love red heads!
|J-I can't look to cheer on the winner, cause I'm trying to keep my cool.|
|R-Liquor time! That's all I wanted was booze at noon.|
J-It was a beautiful pub and had great food.
M-Bottoms up Bitchez!
|R-I am laughing because I just left your phone number in the men's washroom. Expect lots of calls from heavy breathing tourists.|
J-You're an ass, I was going to say how handsome you looked here.
M-Check out the guy by the bar...
|J-Stunning my dear!|
R-Here she is actually checking out the guy at the bar.
M-I was trying to be C.C.C.
J-It worked, you look it.
M-Really, I didn't get his number.
R-That's cause the fourth C is Chickenshit!
|M-Beaver Bush is better because there is alliteration.|
R-Well, that thing carried more grease then Elvis's underpants.
J-You two have issues!