Because I will be on the road to take my kids on vacation there are a few "for sures" that are going to accompany the next two days.
In no particular order:
I will be frazzled.
I will be tired.
My butt will be sore after 12 hours of driving.
I am going to be hungry.
I am going to want to remove my own uterus with a dull knife.
So because I will be out of commission for a few days I wanted to leave you with a little chuckle until my return.
This is what I found. enjoy!
Today:
I am grateful for in car DVD players.
I am grateful for finally getting on the road.
I am grateful for kids who are so well behaved and are not crying while I am packing....oh wait...
J
2 comments:
Picture me laughing and giggling... a lot... in the Victoria airport. (Headphones on.) Just sitting here, by myself, laughing and laughing.
The next time I visit or you visit me, I'm going to require you to serve me a beverage... without using your thumbs.
Regarding removing your uterus, may I recommend another option I am just loving? Celibacy. Oooh, it's great. Mmmm. Yes. Oh! So! Great! Oh, GOD, it's GREAT!
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