Thursday, June 16

My worst kiss

It is very late at night, I am exhausted from my very busy day and I am now trying to figure out what I can write about and the idea of sharing my worst kiss popped into my head. Normally I would not share something so personal...ooh wait yes I would. Personal and embarrassing actually. 

The reason it was so horrible was not how he kissed me, where he kissed me. The reason this kiss made number one on my top 5 worst kisses of all time (and yes I do have a top 5 list) was because during the kiss, he burped, in my mouth. 

Ya, go ahead laugh all you want! It was so gross. The worst part (like having him belch was not bad enough) was the fact that he didn't even say anything about and just kept on kissing. 
When I pulled away I was so grossed out, and he was like "what?" He had no idea what was going on. 

Even thinking about it now makes me giggle a little. 

Funny memories. 

So tell me about your worst kiss! I could really use the laugh.


I am grateful for catching up with old friends. 

I am grateful for new music, I need it right now. . 

I am grateful for Nora, she wrapped herself up in a blanket this afternoon and rolled around hitting cupboards.

I am Grateful for how funny my children are, when I am home alone and have no one to laugh with, they keep me giggling. 



TheRealSlimKatie said...

That, unfortunately, happened to me before. That boyfriend didn't make the cut. His idea of fun was to burp and blow it in my face, so he thought it was pretty funny when he burped in my mouth..... even told his friends about it. I could have yacked!
But I do have another worse kiss... it was one of my very first... second actually... and it was DISGUSTING. He had been smoking and I wasn't yet a smoker... and to make it worse, he left a HUGE schmegg on the side of my face!!! Needless to say.... I NEVER kissed him again!! (I'm cringing just thinking about it. *shiver) lol

Mel said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Mel said...

Oooooo!!! I've got a good one.

My sister had dated a boy for something like a year and a half... I always had a little crush on him and a year after they broke up we started hanging out. I thought it was so great because he was older than me. I thought it would be so cool to have a boyfriend with "experience" so when he asked me out and I was so excited!!! After a few days of going out he tried to kiss me, and I do mean tried because he had no idea what he was doing!!! He kissed me with his teeth, it was like he was trying to gnaw my lips off. I pulled away and looked at him, like what the hell was that, and said, "ummmm, no this isn't going to work". I broke up with him right then and there... there was no way I was going to let him do that to me again!
That hands down was the worst kiss EVER!! which really makes me wonder because my sister dated him for a long time...

Amy said...

Here's a funny irony about burp kiss guy:

I went to a sports camp a few years later with a Christian organization running it, and so there were devotionals and such. HE was the one of the coaches along with his fiance.

One of the evenings was devoted to purity before marriage, which was not a bad idea since most of us were in high school. Well, burp kiss guy and his gal were being praised because they were going to wait to KISS until they got married!

I think she may have wanted to hear about this!!! He probably even set up the rule to protect himself.... I didn't have the heart to tell her!! ;)

J said...

AMY!!! That is the funniest thing ever!!
I can not even imagine waiting to kiss until marriage...shutter.

Mel, the rest of my worst kiss list is as such
5-Too dry
4-Too wet
3-left over food
and of course #1 -burp kiss guy

Kissing is an art, and some people dont know how to colour;)

Mel said...

My #2~ is too big! I thought he was going to swallow my whole face, and it was way too wet!!
OMG... left over food... that is soooo sick!!!!LMAO

J said...

Of course too big was also too wet. When he doesn't close his mouth the floods start coming.

TheRealSlimKatie said...

I once kissed a guy and couldn't stop laughing, because it was squeaky... and another that would swirl his tongue around and around and around... I thought our tongues would tangle!! I haven't had too many good kissers come my way, come to think of it... maybe that's why I married this one! (^_^)

Mel said...

There is also the lizard kisser... you know the one where he just takes short, quick tongue jabs... that one's fun lol

Natasha said...

I had no idea it was possible to do it so wrong. Teeth? Huh? Too dry? YES. Annoying. Like, do I have to do all the work?

Lizard? Short jabs? Wow.

Honestly, I'm going to have to revise my plan to not kiss before marriage. You've all askeered me out of my purity promise.